MON 20 – SUN 26 MAY
MUDDY’S PICK OF THE WEEK
THEATRE: Much Ado About Nothing, South Hill Park Bracknell, Tue 21 May
South Hill Park’s woodland amphitheatre play host to the world’s first cycling theatre company, The Handlebards. Touring round the UK on their bikes, this energetic theatre company present their seriously silly production of Much Ado About Nothing. Wrap up warm, pack a picnic and something to sit on. Tickets £16.
DANCE: Kevin Clifton – Burn The Floor, The Hexagon Reading, Mon 20 May
Put the fire brigade on standby because Kev Clifton is hot stuff right now! Will he be fired by Strictly? Will Stacey Dooley make a guest appearance on stage? Has Kevin from Grimsby fallen from the public’s gilded pedestal? And is the giant Strictly Glitter Ball trophy in his downstairs loo? So many questions, but let’s get ready to rumba, cha-cha, foxtrot and tango, when he takes to the Reading stage. If you hear any goss, DM me.
EXHIBITION: Our Stories, Green Park Reading, Mon 20 – Wed 22 May
Better than a social media scroll, see how the pros do it, be inspired to up your Insta game and discover how you tell a story in one image. Our Stories is an exhibition devoted to documentary photography – simple curiosity in a frame. If you’re into photography, or fancy a culture fix, go and see.
TALK: Lucy Worsley – Celebrating Queen Victoria, Windsor Castle, Tue 21 May
The celebration of a Royal bIrth. Not Harry and Meghan’s sproglet, but Queen Vic – who would’ve been 200! For anyone watching Jenna Coleman in Victoria, she’s never looked better. To mark this moment, historian Lucy Worsley will be talking at Windsor Castle (Queen Vic’s favourite royal residence) about the life and colourful age of this extraordinary woman – with fresh insights into this complex and often misunderstood figure.
EAT OUT: An Evening with Michel Roux, Roux at Skindles Maidenhead, Wed 22 May
For one night only, not one but two culinary giants in the same room. The legendary Michel Roux OBE with be chatting to Brian Turner CBE for an old school evening of food, wine and live jazz (you’ll find their gongs on a bar stool near you). It’s all in aid of Hospitality In Action, so book up and witness them spill the beans. They’ve cooked for everyone, met everyone and NEVER hold back.
COMEDY: Richard Kane – The Fast And The Curious, The Hexagon Reading, Wed 22 May
Expect a discussion of all things inherited from her parents from dodgy knees to global warming. Russell Kane brings his high-energy brand of comedy to The Hexagon in Reading. Russell’ s turbo-charged show will once again prove the fast and the curious amongst us, see more stuff, and get more done.
COMEDY: Daniel Sloss – X, The Hexagon Reading, Fri 24 May
Daniel Sloss is one of Scotland’s biggest comedy exports. He holds the record for the most slots on the Conan show, he was only 14 when Frankie Boyle used some of his material on Mock The Week, he performed his first Edinburgh Fringe show at 17, he’s star of two Netflix hit, DARK and Jigsaw and critics around the world LOVE him! So don’t miss the chance to see his ground-breaking 10th solo show NOW.
DRINKIES: Wine Tasting, Draco Floristy Newbury, Sat 25 May
Feeling fragrant? Fancy a glass of vino in beautiful and slightly unusal surroundings? Yes you do! Draco Floristry is a boutique by day and will become a wine bar by night. For those who love to lounge and sip fines wines, Draco’s wine bar won’t disappoint.
EXHIBITION: Anthony Caro, Cliveden National Trust Taplow, Wed 1 May – Sun 10 Nov 2019
If you loved Cliveden’s Lynn Chadwick sculptures last year, then the new installation Anthony Caro exhibition might get you sitting up like a meerkat. This English modernist artist, who assisted Henry Moore in the 1950s, is most famous for his abstract industrial pieces but briefly created figurative artworks too. You’ll find his pieces doted around the grounds. Take a stroll, admire and then pop into Cliveden House for afternoon tea or lunch at the Astor Grill.
THEATRE: A Belly Full, Mill at Sonning, Thu 2 May – Sat 15 Jun
It’s a world premiere of a brand new show that could be as funny and heart-warming as Calendar Girls. A Belly Full follows the lives of seven women who join a local belly dancing class. Friendships, bellies will wobble, crop tops will be revisited and we’re expecting Turkish Delight during the interval.
OPEN AIR CINEMA: Newbury Racecourse, Fri 24 – Sun 26 May
The latest version of A Star Is Born is so hot it needs to come with its own fire extinguisher. Bradley Cooper plays a washed-up country singer who takes a shy newbie with a giant voice, played by Lady Gaga (unrecognizable when not wearing a dress made of meat or a lobster hat), under his wing and *ahem* his duvet. Naughty. Keep the music vibes going with a retro throwback to original high school musical, Grease and the awesome Bohemian Rhapsody – the perfect Sunday night movie. Doors open at Newbury Racecourse at 7.30pm, film screens at 9pm.
ART: Open Studios 2019, The Base Greenham Common, Sat 4 – Sat 25 May
From Muddy Stilettos to, er, hairy ones. We haven’t lost our minds and our luscious locks, this is the sculptural creation of Julie Parker who is taking part in Open Studios. It’s an opportunity to drop in and see artists across West Berkshire and North Hampshire throughout May – and it’s totally free Simply go to the Open Studios website, find an artist and pop along for a nose. The main exhibition is INSIGHT will be held The Base at Greenham Common.
CULTURE: Newbury Spring Festival, various locations, now – Sat 25 May
This whopping festival has grown over the last 41 years to now attract the very best in classical, jazz and world music acts. The events will take place this year from Sat 11 to Sat 25 May in some glorious venues, including The Base, Englefield House, Highclere Castle, Shaw House and the Corn Exchange Newbury where you can catch the elegant Ballet Central (above), the BBC Big Band, musical farce Lucky Stiff and a talk on Queen Victoria by AN Wilson.
>EVENT: The Highclere Country Show, Highclere Castle, Sun 26 – Mon 27 May
The usual dog shows, bouncy castle, birds of prey and ferret racing and a new Countryside Arena, but I’m particularly liking the look of the gold panning in the hope that Lord Carnarvon might have mislaid an Eqyptian treasure. Under 16s go free – result!
FESTIVAL: The Red Sky Festival, Padworth Lane Berkshirie, Sat 25 – Sun 26 May
Dig out the snow washed denim Daisy Dukes, blue eyeliner and back comb your hair until it’s biigger than th sun, we’re going retro this weekend at the Red Sky Festival – T’Pau and Doctor and the Medics are headlining, plus silent discos and a line up of tribute acts to keep the 80s vibe going all weekend.
DRINKIES: Gin Festival, The Newbury Pub, Sun 26 May
Gin your tipple? Then you’re in for a treat. The Newbury Pub is hosting its first ever Gin Festival – and with a gin distillery on site (137 Distillery), you can sample the most local of gins, alongside other artisan brands. There are 60 gins on the pub’s menu… taaaaxxxxxi!
LIVE: Matthew Bourne’s Swan Lake, Corn Exchange Newbury, Sun 26 May
Matthew Bourne’s menacing, witty and unique production of Swan Lakehas won tons of awards and rightly so. It’s best known for the all male corps-de-ballet – unheard of in the ballet world before – but it’s an all-round winner even if you’re not a ballet fan. See it live from the Sadler’s Wells Theatre.
FESTIVAL: Lechlade Music Festival, Lechlade-on-Thames, Cotswolds, Fri 24 – Sun 26 May
This Cotswolds weekender is a family friendly affair- Brit indie-pop crew The Feeling are headlining, plus there’s yoga, woodland skills workshops, storytelling, performances from local talent and schools. lechladefestival.co.uk
EAT: Food Festival, Blenheim Palace, Woodstock, Sat 25 – Sun 26 May
Blenheim‘s sixth annual Food Festival is promising a gastronomic weekender packed with talks, demonstrations, family friendly activities and a hearty sprinkling of celebrity chefs, including Raymond Blanc OBE, Jean-Christophe Novelli and Celebrity MasterChef champion, Angellica Bell. There’ll also be up to 160 local and regional foodie and drink stalls with artisan bakers, craft brewers, gourmet burgers, international cuisine and, new for this year, the Vegan & Veggie Garden. Go stuff yourself silly. blenheimpalace.com
KIDS: Tarzanna, The North Wall, Oxford, Sat 25 May
A fun new take on the jungle classic, Tarzanna is about a young girl who is magically transported to the rainforest. Live puppetry, interactivity and cool aerial acrobatics, the show is suitable for littlies aged 3-8. thenorthwall.com
EVENT: Sleepover at Stowe, Stowe House, Sun 26 May
To celebrate Queen Victoria’s 200th birthday, Stowe House will be holding it’s very first sleepover- you’ll find out about the beautiful 18th century house’s history, play Victorian games, crafts, dance and the Queen will even pop in to say hello. The sleepover is for children aged 7-11 and all children must be accompanied by an adult. stowe.co.uk
COMEDY: Julian Clary, Wycombe Swan, Sun 26 May
Stick your minds in the gutter and brace yourselves for a “tsunami of smut” from the grande dame of filth. In Born to Mince Julian will murder a few songs, read you a sneak preview from his next memoir A Night At the Lubricant and make withering remarks about punters foolish enough to sit in the FROW.
FLOWERS: Covent Garden In Bloom, Covent Garden, London, until Sat 15 Jun
Following their London debut in Covent Garden’s iconic Central Avenue last year, floral artists Fleurs de Villes will return to showcase the best floral designs in the Big Smoke and return Covent Garden to its roots as the original (or OG, as the kids say) flower market in London. Covent Garden retailers and restaurants are all mucking in with botanical window displays, exclusive products and spring collections, bespoke cocktails and dishes made with herbs and ingredients from Covent Garden’s veggie garden. coventgarden.london
KIDS: New Children’s Garden, Kew Gardens, London
As if it wasn’t already a prime spot for day tripping, the clever sausages at Kew Gardens have added a brand new Children’s Garden just in time for May half term. Two years in the making, the interactive garden (aimed at ages 2 – 12) has over 100 varieties of mature trees, bamboo tunnels, hammocks and in-ground trampolines all under the cover of a huge 200 year old oak tree. kew.org
NEW EXHIBITION: Beasts of London, Museum of London, Fri 5 May – Sun 5 Jan
This looks amazing- a fully immersive, digital installation (see above for a sneak preview) exploring the role animals have played in the shaping of London, from the Roman era all they way up to present day. The interactive show uses video projection mapping to bring the beasts, from rats to lions, to life as they narrate a virtual tour of London. There are some major British celebs involved too, with Kate Moss, Brian Blessed, Pam Ferris and more voicing the beasts. museumoflondon.org.uk
Must-see exhibitions in the big smoke this month include the V&A‘s retrospective of iconic 1960s designer and the mother of miniskirts, Mary Quant– over 200 garments, accessories and exclusive unseen pieces from the designer’s personal archive (until Sun 16 Feb 2020); also at the V&A is this year’s biggie, the largest House of Dior collection ever staged in the UK, which traces the history of Christian Dior and the six artistic directors who succeeded him (until Sun 1 Sept). It is sold out but there are a few first-come, first served tickets available from 10am from the Grand Entrance – it’s well worth trying your luck. Or you can see the exhibition by purchasing a membership for the V&A. Also worth checking out is the major Van Gogh show at Tate Britain, with over 45 works, including Starry Night on the Rhône 1888 from the Musée d’Orsay, Paris, and the rarely loaned Sunflowers 1888 from the National Gallery. There’ll also be work by British artist who were influenced by Van Gogh’s work including Francis Bacon and David Bomberg (until Sun 11 Aug).
The Hidden Garden, Henley Royal Regatta, Wed 3 – Sun 7 Jul
If you’re heading down to Henley Regatta this July and want to escape the riff raff (not that Henley does real riff raff, of course) book now for The Hidden Garden. New to the Regatta this year, the luxe but laid-back riverside venue on the Berkshire bank offers brilliant views, VIP hospitality, musical entertainment, gourmet food and – most importantly – lashings of booze (chilled Henriot champagne and local favourite, Mr Hobbs gin to be precise). Pre-booking is a must so grab your other half, bezzies or workies and get organised pronto! findthehiddengarden.com
KIDS: The Little Welly obstacle course and festival, Henley, Sat 8 – Sun 9 June
This is all about getting Muddy so we are IN! A 3km hop, skip, jump and dash through 30 challenges, taking in streams, trails, mud and woodland The Little Welly’s obstacle course is the largest in the UK for kids and is always popular so book now. There’s also an accompanying festival with – deep breath – kart racing, rope climbing, circus skills workshops, live music, helter skelter, laser tag, climbing wall, pony rides and loads more. I think it’s such a fantastic idea – get them away from screens, into the fresh air and doing some exercise. thelittlewelly.co.uk