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MARCH 2019

MUDDY’S PICK OF THE MONTH

COMEDY: Julian Clary – Born To Mince, Hexagon Reading, Wed 20 Mar

Black and white graphic image of comedian Jullian Clary blue background with pink orange

Stick you minds in the gutter and brace yourselves for a ‘tsunami of smut’. The grand dame of filth, Julian Clary is on a UK tour to pleasure the provinces. In Born To Mince (a show he was going to to call Bed Knobs and Knee Pads but was advised might not sell too well in Harrogate), Julian will murder a few choons, read you a sneak preview from his next memoir A Night At the Lubricant and make withering remarks about punters foolish enough to sit in the FROW.

readingarts.com

 

THEATRE: Take On Me, South Street Arts Reading, Fri 1 Mar – Sun 3 Mar

5 people i1980s fitness gear leisure centre pool

The 80s called, they want their gym gear back. Take On Me is a show set after hours in South Reading Leisure Centre, in the world of headbands and leg warmers. Live musicians will provide the 80s belters as you’re lead through the changing rooms, gym, an aerobics class and pool. Squeeze into your high cut leotard, lean back into your chair and have your Flashdance moment.

readingarts.com/south-street

 

SHOPPING: Alex Gore-Browne Trunk Show, Royal Oak Yattendon, Fri 1 Mar

Alex Gore Browne cashmere ruffle collar and red knitted sweater

If you love a luxury knit, then you’ll get frills… they’re multiplying (sorry) at Alex Gore-Browne’s Trunk Show, organised by ex Vogue editor and style guru Ginnie Chadwyck-Healey (VCH Style), at the Royal Oak Yattendon. Alex has worked with McQueen, Nina Ricci and Matthew Williamson before launching her own label two years ago. The glossies have gone nuts for it. Prepare to max out your credit card.

 

THEATRE: Joseph & His Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat, Theatre Royal Windsor, now – Sat 2 Mar

Union J star Jaymi Hensley in silver loin cloth in chain Jospeph and his mazing technicolor dreamcoat

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain… and was pretty shocked to see popstrel Jaymi Hensley in a silver mini skirt, I mean loin cloth. Restrain yourselves, Union J fans, Jaymi is making his musical theatre debut in Bill Kenwright’s critically-acclaimed production of Joseph. Oh come on, if Jason Donovan can do it, anyone can. I’msaw this joyously fromage-heavy show last week and it’s absolutely brilliant.

theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk

 

EXHIBITION: A Royal Wedding: Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank, Windsor Castle, from Fri 1 Mar

Stage coach kiss Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank wedding

When you’re the second royal bride in a year, you’re never going to steal the limelight, no matter how much razzle dazzle and how many supermodels you throw at it. Once again, Princess Eugenie is playing second fiddle to the Duchess of Sussex’s Givenchy gown as her Peter Pilotto goes on display at Windsor Castle for A Royal Wedding Exhibition – mark two.

rct.co.uk

 

THEATRE: Macbeth, The Watermill Bagnor, now – Sat 30 Mar

Macbeth Watermill Theatre Newbury Bagnor Berkshire soldiers in war zone

The timing of The Watermill’s Macbeth could not be better with our political parties imploding and Brexitaggedon looming. A ruthless, violent struggle for power leads to a devastating coup (we’re talking about the play now, not Westminster am-dram). The Macbeths will stop at nothing to survive, and it’s all played out to a fierce soundtrack of Johnny Cash, The xx and The Rolling Stones. If the last few Shakespeare plays are anything to go by, this will be a corker.

watermill.org.uk

 

COMEDY: Andrew Maxwell – Showtime, Norden Farm Maidenhead, Fri 1 Mar

Comedian Andrew Maxwell red cinema seat eating popcorn

Live From The Apollo fave – and the devilish voice of MTV’s Ex On The Beach if you’re under the age of 25 – Andrew Maxwell will be swooping into Maidenhead with a cocktail of personal stories, eagle-eyed political observations and the odd surprise foray into character cameos. He’s one of the hottest comedians on the circuit. Giggles guaranteed or your money back (joking).

norden.farm

 

KIDS: World Book Day

Get ’em off the iPads and onto the books! Windsor Castle is celebrating with storytelling sessions every Saturday thorughout March and Cliveden has a family trail as well as the Storybook Play Den (just beyond the maze) with a Charlotte’s Web inspired climbing net, Wind in the Willows boat, carved wooden storybook characters more.

 

FILM: The Favourite, South Hill Park Bracknell, Fri 1 – Sun 3 Mar

Oscar winning actress Olivia Coleman and Rachel Weisz in The Favourite

Rachel Weisz as Lady Sarah and Olivia Colman as Queen Anne in The Favourite. Image: Fox Searchlight

Still catching up on the Oscar-winning films? Me too, you can see Olivia Coleman’s Oscar-winning performance (with the most creative use of the C word that I have ever heard) in The Favourite Fri 1 – Sun 3 Mar and Remi Malik in Bohemian Rhapsody on Fri 1 Mar, both at South Hill Park, Bracknell.

 

SHOPPING: Gin Tasting, Rosebourne Aldermaston, Sat 2 Mar

WESSEX SPIRITS shelves with different types of small batch gins

FREE GIN! Need I say more? Probably not, but I’ll throw a few more words at it anyway. Muddy award-winning gin makers Wessex Spirits have created a new rosehip infused gin called The Kennet & Avon, endorsed by the Canal Trust (50p from each bottle will help maintain our local waterways). The launch takes place at Rosebourne in Aldermaston, so head down there for your G&T fix. Bottom’s up!

 

WORKSHOP: Design Your Own Perfume, Shaw House Newbury, Sat 2 Mar

Uncommon Scents Janette Hammond perfume bottle

Channel your inner Coco Chanel (or mad scientist) and create a signature scent. A bespoke perfume workshop sounds like a lush thing to do with your bezzie or, if you’re super-organised, a personal Mother’s Day gift. Run by Janette Hammond, you’ll learn about the ingredients and understand top notes, middle and base notes, then get mixing. £40pp.

 

WALKS: Snowdrop Walks, Welford Park Newbury, now – Sun 3 Mar

carpet of snowdrops in woodland at Welford Park Newbury

It’s snowdrop time! Choose a dry-ish day and wander through drifts of snowdrops at Welford Park. Why Welford Park? It’s only got one the finest natural snowdrop woodlands in the chuffing country – four fabulous acres. Visit Wed-Sun (11am-4pm) until Sun 3 Mar. You can find more snowdrop walks here.

 

EVENT: Circus of Screams, Forbury Gardens Reading, Sat 2 Mar

striped circus tent and illuminated circus sign

Roll up and race round Reading for A Circus of Screams – a three-hour Murder Mystery where you must find hidden evidence and catch a circus killer against the clock! The whole town becomes the set for this real-life whodunnit.Crack clues using their smartphones, converse with characters and find hidden evidence before the time runs out. Try not to kill each other in the process.

www.acircusofscreams.com

 

DAFFODIL DAYS 

Blenheim Pavllion, Cliveden

Say goodbye to snowdrops and a big hello to daffodils that are springing up everywhere. New for 2019 Cliveden present their new programme The Gilded Gardens, inspired by the 24 carat gilded golden gates on the Sounding chamber and thousands of daffodils that grow across the estate- this year the gardening team have added a further 57 varieties to the existing 20 so there grounds really will be carpeted in canary, until Tues 30 April. Head to the Water Garden and Blenheim Pavilion for the best of ‘em.

 

THEATRE: A Super Happy Story About Feeling Super Sad, Corn Exchange Newbury, Sat 9 Mar

A super happy story about feeling super sad woman with eye liner round her eyes surrounded by confetti drawing on a smile depression

It’s a joyful, buoyant, gleeful, slightly silly, sugar-coated, unrelenting and completely super happy show! Except for the bits about depression. Written by Olivier award winner Jon Brittain (Rotterdam and Margaret Thatcher Queen of Soho), this is a funny cabaret musical about depression, that explains, sings, and throws glitter about how it’s OK not to be OK.

cornexchangenew.com

 

BALLET: Giselle, Theatre Royal Windsor, Mon 4 – Sat 9 Mar 

Giselle corps de ballet Vienna Ballet Company

A sea of tulle and elegance will sweep onto the Windsor stage for Giselle – telling a tale ofinnocence, love, betrayal and the madness of heartbreak, performed by the Vienna Ballet Company. Traditionally staged, in a stunning old theatre, Giselle is the perfect way to discover classical ballet.

theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk

 

MAGIC: Pete Firman – Marvels, Corn Exchange Newbury, Fri 8 Feb

magician pete firman blue suit throwing playing cards

Prepare to drop your jaw during a fit of the giggles. Not an easy thing to do. But trust me, it’s comedy-magician Pete Firman’s speciality. You’ll have probably seen him on the telly, flinging playing cards all over studio – Tonight at the London Palladium, The John Bishop Show and The Sarah Millican Television Programme, for those who haven’t – all now’s your chance to experience his brilliant act live on stage!

cornexchangenew.com

 

FAMILY FUN: RPO Noisy Kids – Heroes and Villains, Hexagon Reading, Sat 9 Mar

flying superman on green background musical notes Heroes and Villains

Put on your superhero cape and crusade against dastardly villains in this unmissable family concert. A brilliant opportunity to show your kids that there’s more to music than Baby Shark, thanks to the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. Hear the Orchestra perform pieces that celebrate adventurers, daredevils and scoundrels. (Ages 5-11)

readingarts.com

 

MUSIC: The Vinyl Frontier – ABC vs Tears For Fears, Sat 9 Mar

stack of vinyl albums stacked on shelf and headphones

Let battle commence!  Two of 80s pop’s finest groups go head to head showcasing their biggest-selling LPs. No it is not the decade that musical taste forgot, rude. This month’s Vinyl Frontier will pit ABC’s 1983 hit album The Lexicon of Love against Tears for Fears’ 1985 LP Songs From The Big Chair. Shout, shout, let it all out… but which one would you save from a car boot? For me, it’s Tears For Fears, all day long.

norden.farm

 

Royal Opera House, Cliveden House Hotel, Sun 10 Mar

Royal Opera House young stars perform at Cliveden House Hotel Taplow Berkshire

Who needs a dramatic set design when you’ve got Cliveden House? It has to be the perfect setting for an classy evening of opera. It’s all very Pride & Prejudice as you gather for an intimate performance by the young international stars form the Jette Parker programme of Covent Garden’s Royal Opera House. Plus you get treated to Champagne and a three-course dinner. Dress code is black tie too. Tickets £160 per person.

clivedenhouse.co.uk

 

WEDDINGS: Bride: The Wedding Show, Ascot Racecourse, Sat 10 – Sun 11 Mar


Getting hitched? Before you disappear down a Pinterest/ Instagram bridal rabbit hole, get yourself down to Bride: The Wedding Show at Ascot Racecourse and meet all the beautiful people who can make your big day dreams a reality. The first 100 brides through the doors each day will get a goody bag packed full of treats and favours to take home. Tickets are £5 each or £15 for a group of four in advance.

bridetheweddingshow.co.uk

 

THEATRE: A Song At Twilight, Theatre Royal Windsor, Mon 11 – Sat 16 Mar

Simon Callow and Jane Asher A Song At Twilight

If there was ever a person who was born to act it would be Simon Callow – he oozes acting through ever pore whether he’s taking people out in a kilt on the Four Weddings dance floor or performing Shakespeare the man is a legend. So it’s pretty exciting that he’ll be in the Berkshire ‘hood starring opposite Jane Asher in Noel Coward’s A Song At Twilight. .

theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk

 

FAMILY FUN: Legoland Opens, Legoland Windsor, Fri 15 Mar

Lego Movie 2

OMG. Protect your credit card, it’s gonna get a hammering. Legoland reopens with a celebration of the Lego Movie 2 (and a ton of new merch to go with, no doubt). Plus there’s new attractions including ‘The Haunted House Monster Party’ – its most spook-tabular ride EVER (opens Sat 13 Apr). Watch out for the gift shop at the end – it’s a killer. legoland.co.uk

 

WORKSHOP: Beginners floristry, Cliveden, Wed 20 & Wed 27 Mar 

Learn how to make the best of your bunch at this three hour floristry workshop at the National Trust’s Cliveden. You’ll be taught how to choose the best flowers, arrangement and those all important conditioning tips to keep them alive (I’ve never been so good at that part).

nationaltrust.org.uk

 

FILM: Banff Mountain Film Festival, Hexagon Reading, Thu 21 Mar

Banff Mountain Film Festival Ice & Palm two cyclists loaded with skis leaning again a stone wall

The latest and best films touring around the UK courtesy of the world’s most prestigious mountain film festival. On 21 March at The Hexagon Reading there are 5 short films. My favourite? Ice & Palm by German pals Jochen Mesle and Max Kroneck who documented their raucous bikepacking journey across the Alps, summiting mountains and skiing iconic lines along the way until they reached the sea. Amazing stuff.

readingarts.com

 

MUSIC: Wannabe! The Spice Girls Show, Hexagon Reading, Sat 23 Mar

wannabe spice girls show 5 girls in spotlights in front of giant letters

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want… to catch The Spice Girls Show and all the Girl Power belters when it stops off in Reading this month. Join Ginger, Posh, Baby, Scary and Sporty Spice for the biggest 90s party in town (costumes are encouraged). If you haven’t snagged a ticket to see the real deal this summer, this will hit the zig-a-zig-ahhhhhhh spot.

readingarts.com

 

MUSIC: Norman Jay MBE, Clayton’s Marlow, Sat 23 Mar

norman jay man with glasses and hat in front of yellow background

Ahhh, now this one takes me back to good times! Worth commando crawling over the boarder to see the co-founder of pirate radio KISS FM and the legendary Good Times Sound System when he pops up at Clayton’s Marlow with his vinyl collection and hat in tow.

claytonsmarlow.com 

 

DANCE: Storm, South Hill Park Bracknell, Wed 27 Mar

The Storm dancer red trousers balancing hand kicking up leaves

If you’re missing BBC1’s The Greatest Dancer. No? I was probably the one viewer, but I’m quite partial to a contemporary dance number, and Storm is set to be a cracker. Performed by one of Europe’s most in demand dance companies, sit back an get swept up in a whirlwind of lightning fast, athleticism as acrobatics, break-dancing and martial arts fuse together.

southhillpark.org.uk

 

COMEDY: Adam Kay 2019 – This Is Going To Hurt, Hexagon Reading, Thu 28 – Fri 29 Mar

Adam Kay This is going to hurt doctor in scrubs wit a keyboard

After sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Fringe 2016, 2017 and 2018, Adam Kay’s bestselling book is now being turned into a BBC Series. His hilarious and sometimes stomach-churning observations on his time as a junior doctor are certainly causing a stir and you can catch him for yourself at the The Hexagon Reading.

readingarts.com

 

EVENT: Spring Family Race Day, Ascot Racecourse, Sun 31 Mar

Ascot Spring Family Race Day lamb national sheep with teddy jockeys jump fences

Racecourses are generally kid-free zones – probably due to all-day bubbles and focus on the horses, but the Spring Family Raceday is a fab day with loooooads to entertain the rugrats –the legendary Lamb National, den building, cooking demos with James Wood, a petting zoo, free pony rides and more. Oh and there’s some actual jump racing too, Under 18s go FREE and the under 12s get a free nosebag  in Bandstand Kitchen. Winning on Mother’s Day.

ascot.co.uk

 

SHOPPING: Newbury Artisan Market, Northbrook St Newbury, Sun 31 Mar

Hmm the smell of fresh bread and sizzling street food is enough to get me out of bed for a Sunday market, but the Newbury Artisan Market is much more. Think quality produce, original art, designer crafts, all mixed in with family activities, music and more… From 10am to 4pm, get up and mooch and grab yourself something unique from Berkshire’s finest.

newburyartisanmarket.co.uk

 

FURTHER AFIELD

WORKSHOP: Free Yoga, LuluLemon, Bicester Village, Sun 3 & Sun 10 Mar 

The upmarket Canadian fitness brand (a fave among chic NYC yoga bunnies) is putting on two early morning sessions with local instructors in their Bicester Village store. A few mats will be provided, but BYO if you’ve got one knocking around. If mornings aren’t your thing (guilty!) the brand are also hosting an evening to celebrate International Women’s Day, Thurs 7 Mar, in the Athletes Centre, Osney Mead with a fitness class followed by a talk and Prosecco.

Tickets here

 

HOME: Henley House and Garden Show, Market Place, Sat 2 – Sun 3 Mar 

This show has been running since 2015 and was started by a Henley local interior designer with the idea of bringing together businesses and designers in the area – I think I may have had my own little media stand at this event back in 2012, it’s definitely ringing a bell!  This year there’ll be around 64 exhibitors in the marquee on Market Place as well as inside the town hall and around Henley centre selling all sorts from furniture and gifts to garden designers, makers, advisors and initiatives that run business workshops all from local businesses.

 

EXHIBITION: An Earthly Paradise: William Morris & the Thames, River & Rowing Museum, until Sun 14 July

I have great memories of taking my family to William Morris’s house in Gloucestershire and having them all sit outside glumly for an hour proclaiming it the most boring thing ever while I drooled over the textiles and furniture. Ah, happy days! Anyway, this exhibition focuses on how the Thames influenced Morris’ work. He had a rural retreat in Oxfordshire, where he loved to boat and fish, ergo the influence of the river in his textiles and designs. Pieces have been collated from the V&A, The William Morris Gallery and the British Library to make this exhibition possible and it also delves into Morris personal life and his politics.

rrm.co.uk

 

EXHIBITION: Abstract Allies, Zuleika Gallery, London, until Fri 29 Mar 

Curated by former BBC Radio News journo and hardcore art collector, Tim Sayer MBE, and the gallery’s director Lizzie Collins, this colourful exhibits showcases art, sculptures and ceramics from abstract artists including Liz West (you can also check out her installation over the border in Herts at St Albans Museum & Gallery until Tues 19 Mar), Lucie Rie and Howard Hodgkin. On Tues 12 Mar, there’ll also be a gallery talk with Tim and reception, booking essential (lizzie@zuleikagallery.com).

zuleikagallery.com

 

ART: The Affordable Art Fair, Battersea Park London, Thu 7 – Sun 10 Mar

gold background red lips with running lipstick sara pope decadence

What to do if you’re art mad but can’t afford to splurge? The Affordable Art Fair is back this month to tempt you with work from over 100 galleries, including former Muddy Award winning best gallery Carina Haslam (go check out the Great Missenden-based gallery at E5 and Craig Mooney’s work, featured above). Tickets £10-15, and children are freeeeee.

 

EVENT: Orchid Festival, Kew Gardens, London, now – 11 March

Woman in the glass orchid house at Kew Gardens London

Things are going totally tropical this month at London’s gorgeous Kew Gardens. Their annual orchid festival takes in Insta-friendly displays of the vibrant Thai blooms, Thai street food and musical performances, workshops on how to grow these notoriously tricky flowers and Thai afternoon tea at The Botanical restaurant. King prawn, lemongrass and coriander tartlet followed by Thai sticky coconut cream rice with mango salsa? Yes please.

kew.org

 

EVENT: London Design Week, Design Centre, Chelsea Harbour, Sun 10 – Fri 15 Mar

bright pink and teal design room London Design Week Chelsea Harbour

There’s a couple of interior shows popping up in London this month if you’re thinking of sprucing up your gaff. First up is London Design Week at Chelsea Harbour Design Centre, Sun 10  –  Fri 15 Mar, with 120  showrooms and over of 600 luxury brands- the biggest of its kind in Europe. Later in the month the whopper Ideal Home Show rocks up at Olympia London, Fri 22 Mar – Sun 7 April, with hundreds of free talks, 600 companies and the latest tech. This year the theme is Best of British so expect loads of UK companies. Does anyone else feel a splurge coming on

 

FESTIVAL: Women of the World, Southbank, London, Fri 8 – Sat 9 Mar

The Slumflower blogger red background big afro hair pom pom earrings

Girl power! Women of the World fest returns for it’s ninth year with a fabulous line up of debate, discussion, performance and activism all celebrating female achievement. Highlights this year include conversations with Angela Davis, Fri 8, and renowned journo and activist Naomi Klein, Sat 9.

southbankcentre.co.uk

 

THEATRE: Dracula, The London Library, London, Fri 1 – Sat 9 Mar

Oxford’s quirkiest theatre company, Creation Theatre (I once saw them clad in spandex and gallivant round the Westgate for a production of Brave New World) are setting up shop (well, stage) in London for a new, two man production of Dracula that they first staged (from memory) at Blackwell’s in Oxford. Creation’s USP is all about finding weird and wacky places to perform – this production in The London Library, where Bram Stoker wrote his Gothic novel, hits the jugular.

creationtheatre.co.uk

 

RACING: Cheltenham Gold Cup, Tues 12 – Fri 15 Mar 

There’s no stopping Cheltenham races (not even that nasty Equine Flue scare) with four days of betting and booze. The fun kicks off with Champion’s Day on Tues and it’s good news for gin lovers as the Gin and Jazz Lounge returns with cocktails and music everyday until 7pm.

thejockeyclub.co.uk

 

MUSIC: KT Tunstall, Derngate Theatre, Northants, Tues 12 Mar 

Winning Scottish singer-songwriter KT Tunstall performs as part of her European and US tour just over the border at Derngate Theatre, just half an hour north of MK. The BRIT Award winner’s hit songs include The Black Horse and the Cherry Tree and Suddenly I See, which was used in the opening credits of The Devil Wears Prada – if Miranda Priestly approves, so do I.

Tickets here

 

EXHIBITION: Van Gogh and Britain, Tate Britain, London, Wed 27 Mar – Tues 27 Aug

This new major exhibition will be the first to explore the artist’s relationship with Britain and the literature, art and culture that inspired his work. Over 45 works by the artist from public and private collections including Starry Night on the Rhône 1888 from the Musée d’Orsay, Paris, and the rarely loaned Sunflowers 1888 from the National Gallery, London. There’ll also be work by British artist  who were influenced by Van Gogh’s work including Francis Bacon ad David Bomberg.

tate.org.uk

 

EXHIBITION: Christian Dior: Designer of Dreams, Victoria & Albert Museum, London, until Sun 14 July

Tickets are selling like hotcakes for this! The V&A is showing the largest House of Dior exhibition ever staged in the UK, tracing the history of Christian Dior and the six artistic directors who succeeded him. The exhibition is based on the major exhibition Christian Dior: Couturier du Rêve, organised by the Musée des Arts Décoratifs, Paris, and there’s a new section exploring Dior’s fascination with British culture. A highlight is the Christian Dior dress worn by Princess Margaret for her 21st birthday celebrations, on loan from the Museum of London.

vam.ac.uk

 

BOOK NOW

High School Musical, South Hill Park Bracknell, Wed 17 – Mon 22 Apr

High School Musical poster

The first High School Musical film came out 13 years ago… THIRTEEN YEARS!!! It means two things 1) we’re all really old and 2) if your children were born in the 2000s, some of you may not have seen it. Guilty as charged, but I’ve also only seen one of the original Star Wars movies. Anyway High School Musical is coming to South Hill Park Bracknell and in the creative hands of director Mark Hooper (Madagascar, Suessical), it’s set to be a corker. Book now Wildcats.

southhillpark.org.uk 

 

The Little Welly, Henley, Sat 8 – Sun 9 Jun

Little Welly adventure course kids wading through mud pit

Have the hose and a hot wash on stand by, this is gonna get messy. Like break your washing machine, kinda messy. Bigger, better and muddier than ever, the UK’s biggest children’s obstacle course returns for the sixth year to the Culden Faw Estate in Henley. Throw your mud-seeking minis (4+) and they’re parents (sorry about that) at the 30 obstacles – including The Big Slide, Tyre Mangle, mud and water pits, Spider’s Web and bouncing round the foam pit. Away from the race’s there’s Laser Tag, circus skill workshops, pony rides, den building and bungee trampolining and more.

thelittlewelly.co.uk

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