This month – December
MUDDY’S PICK OF THE MONTH
CHRISTMAS: Christmas At Windsor, Windsor Castle, now – Sun 9 Dec
Something a little spesh at Windsor Castle. No, Meghan and Kate will not be scrapping on the steps of St George’s Chapel. Ogle the 200ft tree from Windsor Great Park and, this year, to celebrate the 200th anniversary of the births of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, the Octagon Dining Room will feature a special display of gifts exchanged between the royal couple during the many Christmases they spent together at the castle.
PANTOS & FESTIVE FAMILY SHOWS
Cinderella, The Hexagon Reading, Sat 7 Dec – Sun 5 Jan 2019
He’s baaaaack! CBeebies megastar Justin Fletcher (aka Mr Tumble) is a Reading panto regular and he’ll be laying on the charm with a trowel as Cinderella’s perky Prince. Justin’s slapstick sidekick, Paul Morse, also returns as the dame, with a wardrobe that would make Karl Lagerfeld weep (literally). Reading’s mega panto is always a sell out, so wave your magic wand and book up pronto.
Aladdin, Theatre Royal Windsor, Fri 23 Nov – Sun 5 Jan 201
There’s a reason why families return to the Theatre Royal Windsor year after year. Filed under ‘classic cheesefest’, this year they’re putting on Aladdin. Windsor’s brilliant comedy duo, Kevin Cruise and Steven Blakeley are celebrating their 10th year in panto together at the Theatre Royal, so it’s guaranteed to be bigger and more bonkers than ever. Fans of ’80s nostalgia will be thrilled to hear that Paul Nicholas, Marti Webb and Basil Brush are joining the cast. Booooom booooooom!
Sleeping Beauty, Corn Exchange Newbury, Fri 29 Nov – Sat 4 Jan
I got insanely drunk on my 18th birthday but Sleeping Beauty celebrated hers by pricking her finger on a spinning wheel and falling asleep for hundreds of years. Bummer, eh! Step up Nanny and the dream team as they battle to save the day. Will they defeat the evil fairy? Will love conquer all? You know the drill.
Aladdin, South Hill Park Bracknell, Fri 29 Nov – Sat 4 Jan 2019
Aladdin will be rubbing his lamp this year in Bracknell and dame Brad Clapson is up to his neck in laundry (I hear you) as Widow Twankey. South Hill Park always put on a fun, their creative staging is award-winning. Jump on that magic carpet and book your tickets pronto.
Sleeping Beauty, Kenton Theatre Henley, Fri 13 – Sat 28 Dec
This year the Henley-based theatre will be pricking fingers and hacking through briars in Sleeping Beauty. Always a sell out and I love this local funky space, gratifyingly close to the river for a walk after the matinee.
Dick Whittington, Wycombe Swan, Fri 13 Dec – Sun 5 Jan
Scantily-clothed Love Island contestant (and younger brother of Strictly’s AJ Pritchard) Curtis Pritchard makes his panto debut in Wycombe Swan’s Dick Whittington. Will there be an influx of millennials at the panto this year? Will Curtis be able to fill Brendan Cole’s (tap) shoes after the New Zealander’s performance in Snow White last year? Will Curtis finally put some clothes on? We’ll have to wait and see.
The Bear, Norden Farm Maidenhead, now – Sun 29 Dec
From the author who had us ‘Walking in the air…’ and Aled Jones reaching pre-teen musical notes, Raymond Briggs brings us The Bear – the story of a little girl who befriends a mischievous polar bear. It’s got all the warm and fuzzies to be a festive classic.
A Christmas Carol, Wokingham Theatre, Wed 4 – Sat 14 Dec
It’s Dickens but not as you know it. This is a fun, fresh and lively adaptation of the Christmas classic. A story of second chances – there’s always another day and you can write a brand-new page tomorrow. All the festive feels and a healthy reminder not to be stingy with your gifts.
The Prince & The Pauper, Watermill Theatre Bagnor, now – Sat 4 Jan 2019
The Watermill Theatre is renowned for its high quality bookish Christmas shows – and this year it’s The Prince & The Pauper. It’s a superb alternative if you’re not a fan of panto. So don’t expect a camp, thigh slapping prince. Funny, fearless and brilliant family entertainment, it’s always a treat at Chrimbo.
Christmas Time Travellers, Broad Street and Station forecourt Reading, various dates
Part of Magical Christmas in Reading’s Living Advent Calendar. Having just arrived from their Victorian Christmas celebrations of 1888 and very much in the mood to share it with all, Professor Weft and Ms. Warp perambulate and play carols in their incredible contraption, an H. G. Wells style Time Machine.
FILM NIGHT: Love Actually and The Holiday, Hurley House Hotel Hurley, Tue 3 Dec and Tue 17 Dec
Fancy a grown up festive film night? Hurley House will be screening Love Actually and The Holiday. Yes it’s a cheesefest, but if you can’t load up sentimental schmaltz at Christmas when can you? There’s wine, snag a cheese box for £35 (movie, glass of bubbles for £25 and movie only for £20). Call 01628 568 500 or email email@example.com to book.
An Even More Crayola Christmas, Purple Turtle Reading, Tue 3 Dec
Hot on the heels of two sell out shows for the Reading Fringe Festival and the Pussy’s Bow Pride Party, Crayola is back in town for another round of top notch drag buffoonery, but be warned: the festive season has her feeling camper than ever! With a full, hour-long show, this songstress and lip-sync clown will make this the most wonderful time of the year, with a dragged up twist!
Hansel & Gretal, South Street Arts Reading, Tue 3 – Mon 30 Dec
The multi-award-winning theatre company, Reading Between The Lines, is back with Hansel & Gretel. Two children lost in the forbidden forest, lured to a creepy cottage by the smell of sweets. Nothing to scary about that… NOT. A childhood classic, given a fresh and imaginative twist.
Singin In The Rain, Mill at Sonning, Sat 30 Nov – Sat 8 Feb
The Mill at Sonning is bringing Hollywood to Berks. Sadly not a George Clooney one man show, although I’d be front row, for sure, but Singing In The Rain, this year’s Christmas musical. All tickets before 23 Dec include a festive buffet and from Boxing Day onwards a delish two-course meal. First person to spy George and Amal wins Christmas at the Clooneys (joke, obvs).
Romeo & Juliet, Progress Theatre Reading, Wed 11 – Sat 14 Dec
Who needs the faint tinkle of sleigh bells when you can enjoy your bickering family at full volume. It’s a Christmas tale as old as Shakespeare. I can’t think of a more perfect time to see the iconic Romeo & Juliet.
The Hundred Watt Club – Festive Burlesque, Norden Farm Maidenhead, Sat 21 Dec
Have you been naughty or nice this year? Hundred Watt Club’s gift to you is this hot toddy of a show, jam packed full of festive burlesque, cabaret, circus and drag acts. If you like your Winter nights bawdy and a little bit naughty, this is for you! No rummaging in the stockings, you’ll get arrested.
CAROLS CONCERTS & MUSIC
A Hollywood Christmas, Reading Minster, Fri 6 Dec
Join Music at Reading for an evening full of glitz and glamour, featuring your favourite Crimbo tunes from across the pond.
Silent Disco Hits, Thames Tower Reading, Wed 18 Dec
What’s your Xmas guilty pleasure? Bing, Mariah, the Spice Girls, Chris Rea will bringing the Crimbo hits and you’ll be dancing to your own beat, fuelled with festive cocktails and with views over Reading from the Thames Tower Roost- what’s not to like?! It’s a Christmas Hits silent disco.
We Will Rock Yule, Sunday Assembly Reading, Sun 15 Dec
If you love a carol but you’re not keen on the Jesus bit, this is for you. Belt out festive songs at We Will Rock Yule and fill up with festive spirit,
Cliveden Christmas Carols, Cliveden House Taplow, Fri 20 Dec
You can’t beat a good carol concert (unless Ma Muddy is belting out Silent Night, she can’t sing a note, bless her), but when you have the The Queen’s Six (half of the Lay Clerks of St George’s Chapel) carolling at Cliveden House., all the Xmas feels are guaranteed. Tickets £135 but include bubbles, canapes, the concert an a 3-course festive supper with wines. Book a cab. Ditch the naff festive knit for Black tie.
Lapland Wish Store, The Lexicon Bracknell, now – 24 Dec
If you missed out on tickets to Lapland UK, good news, you kids can still get their letters off to Santa at Lapland UK’s very first Wishing Store at The Lexicon Bracknell. It’s a gorgeous immersive letter writing experience with Wish and Squiggle the elves – who make sure those special wishes makes into Santa’s in tray. Book your visit froom now until Christmas Eve.
Carnival of Animals, Town Hall Maidenhead, Sat 7 Dec
Kick off December with a dash of festive razzle dazzle at Maidenhead’s annual Community Lantern Parade. It kicks off with live music and entertainment from the Kings of Bhangra outside Maidenhead Town Hall from 4.30pm. Tis totes FREE, so wrap up warm and enjoy this awesome Crimbo tradition.
Legoland at Christmas, Legoland Windsor, now – Tue 24 Dec
Legoland is all twinkly lights and snow-dusted Christmas magic. Entry price for the Christmas season includes a visit to LEGO Santa in his magic grotto for kids who’ll receive a LEGO gift to take home. Make a Lego decoration and scavenger hunt with the elves. Think of your children’s faces lighting up and the enormous gin you’ll need the you get home.
Christmas Racing Weekend, Ascot Racecourse, Fri 20 – Sat 21 Dec
Giddee up to Ascot for the last race of 2018. Kick off Christmas with winter cocktails, mulled wine, brass bands, free mince pies and two days of dramatic Jumps racing. Just blow your last minute xmas shopping budget on the horses. Come the 25th, your celebrations could be a modern retelling of A Christmas Carol.
The Magic of Christmas, Chobham Adventure Farm, Chobham, now – Tue 24 Dec
This immersive 2.5 hour experience will transport your family to a magical place where they’ll learn how to become an official elf helper and get an official elf name, meet real live reindeer, help Mrs Claus decorate gingerbread men, make a teddy bear and finally get their hands on the golden key and meet Father Christmas himself. chobhamadventurefarm.co.uk
Victorian Extravaganza, Hungerford town centre Fri 13 Dec
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose… Ahhh, life before Netflix, online shopping and Alexa belting out the carols. Step back in time at Hungerford’s annual Victorian Extravaganza with Helter Skelter, Big Wheel, stalls, side shows, fireworks, jugglers, stilt walkers and mulled wine.
Father Christmas’ Victorian Winter Grotto, Reading Museum, Sat 14 Dec
Can you hear his sleigh bells? Step back into Christmases past in this special Saturday event and make a traditional decoration for your home. Compose a letter then present it to Father Christmas and receive a special gift before you leave. A magical experience for those that still believe! Our visitors absolutely loved our authentic version last year.
Festival of Light, Newbury, Sun 15 Dec
Ooh pretty lights. The annual lantern procession is fast becoming a community Crimbo tradition and the lanterns get more and more elaborate every year. It’s amazing what you can do with willow and paper when you know what your doing. Good job I’m not involved in the making. Wrap up warm, head to Northbrook Street for the Festival of Light and join the fun at 4.30pm.
Windsor On Ice, Alexandra Gardens Windsor, Sat 16 Nov – Sun 5 Jan
Windsor On Ice is back for the winter and whether you’re Olympic standard or a ‘cling on’ like me, they’re great for a family day out, or a fun slippy-slidey Christmas party. There are two rinks here. The main one is under cover and there’s a smaller open-air rink. There’s also food and other attractions including an ice bar and grill. Sessions are for 45 mins. See you in A&E, I mean on the ice.
Winter Wonderland, Forbury Garden Reading, Sat 16 – Sun 5 Jan
It’s back! After a mini break, Reading’s Winter Wonderland is popping up at Forbury Gardens with more festive fun than a Mariah Carey video. There’s an ice rink, fun fair, Aprés bar, Santa’s grotto, German sausage and lots and lots of mulled wine.
NATIONAL TRUST & STATELY HOMES
Christmas at Basildon Park, Lower Basildon, now – Sun 5 Jan 2019
Basildon Park is blinged out for festive fun. This year, we’re time travelling to the Victorian period – multiple trees wearing more accessories than Sue Pollard, with special candlelit tours available. Crack open the Black Tower, pass the nuts, and introduce your kids to life before Netflix.
Family Festivities Trail, Cliveden National Trust Taplow, now – Mon 23 Dec
A fun Christmas trail round the grounds where kids need to help Lady Astor prepare for a festive shindig.Inspired by the stories of Astor family Christmases on the estate, The big day is creeping closer and Mr Lee, Lady Astor’s butler, has a to-do list as long as his arm (we hear yer). Make your way through the mayhem and help Cliveden have the best Christmas ever.
A Candlelit Christmas, Stonor, Henley, from 28 Nov
Stonor opens its doors for Christmas for the fourth time, with this year’s theme being A Candlelit Christmas. The house will be decorated with holly, mistletoe, sweet scented pine and greenery grown by the Head Gardener, plus a 20ft Victorian decorated Christmas Tree in the Gothic Hall.
Christmas Fair, Highclere Castle Newbury, Wed 4 – Thu 5 Dec
Christmas at Downton, I mean Highclere. Frock up we’re off to impress Lord and Lady Carnavon at their annual Christmas Fair. Carols in the Saloon, enormous tree, handpicked gifts to buy in the State Rooms. You can expect the same at Muddy Berks HQ. It’s grandeur all the way, baby. It’s all In aid of charidee – Thames Valley Air Ambulance and St Michaels & All Angels Church, Highclere – and if you throw a few quid in the bucket you snoop around the gallery and bedrooms. Oh the temptation to dive onto the divan.
Pelican Christmas Fair, The Vineyard Hotel Stockcross, Mon 2 Dec
It’s all in the name of charidee, mate. So The Vineyard is transformed into a winter wonderland with stalls selling luxury gifts, stylish accessories, handmade edible goodies and more.Entry is free and a percentage of the proceeds will be donated to the Pelican Cancer Foundation.
Newbury Artisan Christmas Market, Market Place Newbury, Sun 8 Dec
Quality produce, original art, designer crafts & sizzling street food, all mixed in with family activities, music and more…
Windsor Auctions Antiques and Collectables, Unit 18B Vansittart Estate Windsor, Sat 14 Dec
The High Street this is not, but there’s something satisfying about discovering a unique gem, built to last whether it be furniture, knick knacks, art or jewellery. Windsor Auction’s monthly sale is a goodie and a regular stop off on Celebrity Antique Road Trip.
Literati & Light Candlemaking Workshop, B The Lifestyle Shop Newbury and The Swan At Streatley
We love a scented candle at Muddy but it’s become something of an addiction – a pricey one at that. SoI’m loving the sound of this brilliant candle-making workshop at B The Lifestyle Shop (Wed 4 Dec and Wed 29 Jan) The Swan at Streatley (Sat 7 Dec). Run by Justine the creative genius behind Newbury-based Literati and Light – all her luxury scented candles are inspired by books –you’ll learn to make a 240g soy and beeswax candle, choose your one of two scents and enjoy a reading from the books that inspired them.
Wreath workshops, various locations
If you fancy having a crack at creating your own wreath, we aren’t short on workshops in Berkshire with lots springing up over the next few weeks (some come with free festive tipple btw). But be quick to book as tickets are selling like hot mince pies. Secateurs at the ready, let’s go!
Jane Corbett’s Hat Hospital, Wed 4 Dec
Pre-loved and still with fashion life in it yet, legendary milliner Jane Corbett (Kate, Duchess of Cambridge is a big fan) will be giving hat CPR at the Love Hungerford Pop Up Shop (opposite WH Smiths). Breathe new life into your headpiece, retrimming and totally restyling existing pieces. Tickets: £7.
Bounder & Cad, Market Place Reading, Wed 4 Dec
The musical-comedy duo whose mischievous lyrics 10 Downing Street tried to censor… until their jazzy tunes had the PM dancing. Unlikely love-children of the Footlights and college choirs, this classically-trained duo write and perform ‘face-achingly funny’ songs, backed by sizzling jazz piano. Troubadours for the Twitter age, they have featured several times on BBC Radio – and were selected for BBC Radio 4 Extra Comedy Club’s Pick of The Year.
The Thinking Drinkers – Heroes of Hooch, Norden Farm Maidenhead, Fri 6 Dec
The Thinking Drinkers return with a brand-new show, a hilarious and intoxicating look at history’s greatest drinkers. Enjoy five free drinks as the award-winning experts reveal how alcohol has inspired pioneering explorers, politicians and painters in equal measure, from Plato and Picasso, to Nelson, Napoleon and Norm from Cheers. You’ll learn a lot, laugh a lot and, don’t forget, you get five free drinks.
Stephen K Amos – Everyman, Norden Farm Maidenhead, Fri 13 – Sat 14 Dec
Stephen K Amos is on a mission to bring about world peace. Or, to at least bring about an evening of peace, one venue at a time. In an age when arguments are started over everything from politics to bendy straws, Stephen is rising above the anger to remind us of what we have in common.
The Christmas Fair, Ascot Racecourse, Sun 1 Dec
Giddee up to Ascot and nail your Crimbo shopping in one go. Loads of indie pop ups offering seasonal goodies not available on the high street. a staggering 150 pop-up boutiques selling gifts, homewares, toys, Xmas decs, fashion, stocking fillers, foodie treats and more. Shop hit the bubbles and relax. Well it is Christmas.
ART & EXHIBITIONS
Swan Upping at Cookham, Stanley Spencer Gallery Cookham, now – 22 Mar 2020
On loan from the Tate, Stanley Spencer’s most famous paintings – Swan Upping at Cookham, is on display to celebrate 100 years since its completion. Inspired by the sounds he heard from Holy Trinity Church as Cookham villagers as the annual swan count took palce, he started work on this oil painting in 1915, but was only half-way through when forced to leave the village to serve in The Great War.
NEW YEAR’S EVE
New Year’s Eve Party, The Hind’s Head Bray, 31 Dec
If you can’t have a right royal knees up on New Year’s Eve, when can you? Party where Prince Philip had his stag do (you know that was a wild night) and see in 2019 at Heston’s Michelin star posh pub The Hind’s Head in Bray. Scoff signature snacks in The Royal Lounge, followed by a five-course tasting menu, with wine pairing (an extra £50pp, but oh so worth it), with live music and a casino. Cost £120 pp.
EVENT: Winter Wonderland, Hyde Park London, Thu 21 Nov – Sun 5 Jan
Go big or go home when it comes to festive fun, London’s Winter Wonderland is huuuuge. Free to enter but once inside, prepare to sell a kidney. The costs can get out of control – particularly if you hit the glühwein a little too hard. What to expect? Winter markets, fairground rides and ice skating. Major attractions this year include a new 70m observation wheel, Magical Ice Kingdom’s A Christmas Carol, Paddington on Ice, a Bavarian village offering an authentic Oktoberfest experience; karaoke cabins, ice sculpting workshops, the Winter Wonderland Comedy Club and more.
Illuminated Light Trail, Blenheim Palace, Woodstock, now – 1 Jan
Blenheim is kicking off festivities this week with its annual Illuminated Light Trail – over 100,000 for the Tunnel of Light, a Laser Garden, scented Fire Garden and light finale on the Water Terrace and front of the Palace set to music. For kids there’ll be a Victorian-style fairground and Santa.
XMAS: Christmas at Waddesdon, Waddesdon Manor, Aylesbury, until 5 Jan
Love a festive display? Waddesdon has started it’s Christmas season pretty early this year with the Manor decked out with festive accessories and a light trail around the Aviary combining light, sound colour and movement. There’ll also be two light shows performed on the facade of the Manor.
Southbank Centre Winter Festival, London, Fri 8 Nov – Sun 5 Jan
As well as purchasing Christmas produce, artisan treats and other goodies from the Nordic-themed chalets, visitors are in for a treat with Christmas shows, including Circus 1907 and Black Beauty, workshops, performances and other family-orientated fun.
Kew Gardens, London, now – Sun 5 Jan
A spectacular winter trail with over a million twinkling lights and thousands of laser beams, Kew’s light show is awe-inspiring. You can be mesmerised by the Fire Garden, walk through the moonlit woods and check out the laser garden. Mulled wine, hot choc and spiced cider will help keep you warm and the kids can whizz round on vintage fairground rides whilst looking out for Santa and his elves.
Bath Christmas Market, Somerset, Thu 28 Nov – Sun 15 Dec
Voted No1 UK Christmas Market in 2017, this market is set amongst the Bath’s Georgian splendour. A whopping 87 per cent of the stalls are businesses from Bath and the South West, selling gifts, artisan food and drink, jewellery and lots more. And you know how much we’re #inlovewithlocal.
Hogwarts in the Snow, Harry Potter Studios, Watford, until Sun 27 Jan
Hogwarts in the Snow – as regular as Christmas! The festive makeover sees Christmas trees line the Great Hall, the Gryffindor common room dressed for the season and a blanket of filmmaking snow covering the majestic Hogwarts castle model. Visitors can touch samples of the different types of ‘snow’ used during production, each selected for its ability to float, crunch under foot or glisten in the light like ice. Trust me, your kids will love it.
Peter Pan Goes Wrong, Alexandra Palace, Fri 13 Dec – Sun 5 Jan
Assuredly NOT a panto, this West End production (it showed at the Apollo Theatre in 2015 and 2016) comes to Ally Pally, promising a riotous spin on JM Barrie’s classic tale. From the creators of award-winning The Play That Goes Wrong and The Comedy About A Bank Robbery. alexandrapalace.com
Nativity! The Musical, The Eventim Apollo, London, 11 – 29 Dec
This made the leap from film to Christmas show in a touring production in 2017 – now it’s back again for the third round. Great cast for this one including the return of father and daughter duo Dani and Danny Dyer, plus Rylan Clarke-Neal and Sharon Osbourne. West End star Simon Lipkin will also reprise his role as Mr Poppy. I saw a version in Oxford last year and it was hilarious and heartwarming (even without the star cast), so this is bound to be brilliant. Proper feel-good family theatre. Tickets here.
A Christmas Carol, The Old Vic, Sat 23 Nov – Sat 18 Jan
This production of festive classic A Christmas Carol staged by The Old Vic’s artistic director Matthew Warchus had such great reviews that it’s returning for round three. It’s adapted by Jack Thorne, co-writer of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. oldvictheatre.com
Mama Mia! A brand new (and, quite frankly, must-see) exhibition is coming to The O2, London this month – ABBA: Super Troupers is a journey through the Swedish band’s career and will feature personal items and artefacts never seen before in the UK (6 Dec – 21 Aug 2020).
Another newbie is Tutankhamun – Treasures of the Golden Pharaoh at the Saatchi Gallery. One of the biggest cultural events in the winter calendar, the exhibit features 150+ original artefacts found in the Pharaoh’s tomb that was unearthed in 1922.
Other exhibitions worth a snoop are Vogue fashion and portrait photographer Tim Walker‘s enchanting, fantastical, frankly insane collection of work at the V&A (until 8 March); William Blake at Tate Britain, with the visionary painter and poets work blown up to enormous scale using digital technology (until 2 Feb 2020); Into the Night: Cabarets & Clubs in Modern Art at the Barbican – a history of cabarets, clubs, dancefloors and party spaces that inspired artists from the 1880s to the 1960s (4 Oct – 19 Jan).