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DECEMBER 2018

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CHRISTMAS: The Princess and The Pantomime, Windsor Castle, now – Sun 9 Dec

Something a little spesh at Windsor Castle. No, Meghan and Kate will not be scrapping on the steps of St George’s Chapel. Instead you’ll be whisked back to a time when the Queen and Princess Margaret famously staged their own pantos (possibly in the poshest costumes ever). Enjoy a theatrical retelling of Christmases past, including a pop-up panto in the Waterloo Chamber, exactly where The Queen and her sister performed wartime shows..

rct.uk

 

CHRISTMAS: Santa Landing, Stubbings Nursery Maidenhead, Sat 1 Dec

helicopter wrapped in red wrapping paper and gold ribbon

Santa’s reindeer have officially retired and are planning on spending the Christmas break in Barbados propping up the bar with Simon Cowell and Rhianna. Panic not, thanks to a generous part exchange on the sleigh, the big man’s upgraded to a helicopter. On Saturday 1 December, he’ll be doing a trial run in his new chopper to Stubbings Nursery in Maidenhead – and you can be there to assess his flying skills. He’ll be joined by his favourite gal pals Elsa and Belle for a day of festive fun. Book up, it’s a guaranteed sell out.

stubbingsnursery.co.uk

 

THEATRE: James Phelan: Trickster, Norden Farm Maidenhead, Sat 1 Dec

If you love magic and pranks then you’re going wet your knickers when you hear James Phelan is performing in Windsor. He’s the nephew of the late Paul Daniels, has become an internet sensation and gained 200,000 social media followers in the last 12 months. His unique magical prank show is both jaw-dropping and laugh out loud funny. Oh and Simon Cowell’s been raving about him. Do you need any more reasons to go?.

norden.farm

 

SHOPPING: Christmas Market, Yattendon Estate Tree Barn, Sat 1 – Sun 16 Dec

Woman in blue hat hold baby christmas tree giant silver baubles

It’s real or no deal at Muddy Berks HQ: fresh pine smell, wearing all its accessories and looking as dehydrated as the rest of us by 25 December. I’ll be heading Yattendon Christmas Tree barn to get mine,s trying to control my excited kids in search of the perfect spruce. Father Christmas will taking your wish lits, local businesses will be selling gifts, there are tree decs for sale, mulled wine and hot cider, hog roast and choirs getting us in mood for Crimbo. The Market will run over three weekends 1&2; 8&9 and 15&16 Dec, but you can pop in and buy your tree any time right up to Chistmas Eve.

yattendon.co.uk

 

DANCE: RB Live: The Nutcracker, live UK broadcast, Mon 3 Dec

The Nutcracker Mouse King performed by the Royal Ballet

A sea of tutus, twinkly lights, sugar plum fairies… it can only be the Nurcracker – a 18th century prequel to Toy Story. The Royal Ballet’s staging of this classic ballet is jawdropping. No need to schlep into London and weep at the ticket price RB Live on the big screen. Pass the popcorn, it’s a cracker.

roh.org.uk

 

THEATRE: Pop Music, Norden Farm Maidenhead, Tue 4 Dec

PopMusic blonde woman drinking prosecco out of bottle, man in white short holding a glitter ball

An antidote to the Christmas cheesiest (or perhaps the warm in our case). A wedding. A free bar. Ten too many proseccos and an epic journey through 30 years of pop. Pop Music is like a Friday night flashback. Can the DJ save Kayla and G from becoming Dancing Queens, reliving their Teenage Dream, Staying Out for The Summer and Spicing Up Their Lives?

norden.farm

 

PANTO: Aladdin, Hexagon Reading, Thu 6 Dec – Sun 6 Jan 2019

Cast of Aladdin Reading Panto CBeebies star Juston Fletcher Paul Morse Widow Twankey chinese lantern non head

Mr TUUUUUUUUUMBBBBBLE! The irrepressible CBeebies demi-god Justin Fletcher may make you reach for the gin bottle but any small people in your charge will surely go insane in the membrane at the prospect of seeing him live on stage. He plays Aladdin in his 7th panto for The Hexagon alongside award-winning dame Paul Morse, man with joker strut than Beyonce.

readingarts.com/hexagon

 

SHOPPING: Chinti and Parker Pop Up, Royal Oak Yattendon, Fri 7 Dec

Chinti and parker navy sweater with red stars and wooly hat and scarfTis the season to be cosy, so get knitted this Crimbo with Chinti & Parker. No need to schlep into London, Chinti & Parker is coming to you. Join founder Anna Singh and ex Vogue editor and founder of VCHSyle Ginnie Chadwyck-Healey at the Royal Oak Yattendon for a holiday trunk show. Ginnie (a gorgeous friend and one of those annoyin,g effortlessly stylish people) will be showcasing her faves, there’s exclusive discounts from 25%-50% and a light brekkie thrown in for free. Spoil yourself or tick another gift off the list.

The Royal Oak, The Square, Yattendon RG18 0UG 9am-11.45am

 

CHRISTMAS: Carnival of Animals, Town Hall Maidenhead, Sat 8 Dec

Norden Farm Lantern Parade town cryer drums

Kick off the weekend with a dash of festive razzle dazzle at Maidenhead’s annual Community Lantern Parade. It kicks off with live music and entertainment from Bombay Baja Brass Band outside Maidenhead Town Hall from 4.30pm. Tis totes FREE, so wrap up warm and enjoy this awesome Crimbo tradition.

norden.farm

 

CHRISTMAS: Christmas at Stonor, Stonor Park, Henley, now – Sun 9 Dec

Yeah, my fireplace looks just like this one. If you want to see a manor house beautifully decorated (and get a sense of how the other half live – the Stonor family are still in situ) then head to Stonor Park. The theme for this year is Star of Wonder and each room has been individually designed and transformed with lights and decorations in keeping with the family antiques and portraits, and holly, larch and mistletoe have been used from the park. They’ve also got a new augmented reality app this year so you can see Santa flying over the house and fairies flying round the Christmas tree. And that’s before you’ve got stuck into the mulled wine…

stonor.com

 

EXHIBITION: A Splash of Colour, Forbury Place Reading, Sun 9 – Thu 13 Dec

Don’t let colour bring you out in hives. You don’t have to wear it to appreciate it. A much safer and enjoyable way of embracing the rainbow is art. A Splash of Colour is a touring photographic exhibition created by The Photographic Angle. This exhibition brings together a full spectrum of colour images from all aspects of our lives and it is a beauty. Stunning images from very talented artists. Pop along and see it. Rude not to when it’s free.

thephotographicangle.co.uk

 

THEATRE: A Christmas Carol, South Street Arts Reading, Mon 10 – Sun 30 Dec 

A Christmas Carol South Street Arts Reading miserable boss wearing antlers Christmas jumper and tinsel

It’s the first time South Street Arts in Reading have done a festive long-run production – and it’s a modern take on A Christmas Carol by there award-winning Reading Between The Lines Theatre Company. Set in the annual Office Christmas Party, boss Evelyn remains in a perennially bad mood. Her employees are unbearably cheerful, and no quantity of yule log can shake her from her penny-pinching miserdom. To top it off, over-enthusiastic intern Crystal has adapted ‘A Christmas Carol’ into a play for the party entertainment, but forgotten to cast someone as Scrooge…

readingarts.com

 

FILM: Elf at the Brewery, West Berkshire Brewery Taproom Yattendon, Wed 12 Dec
Elf the movie will Ferrell big elf in classroom with classmates of kids

My favourite Christmas movie ever and its being shown in Mr Muddy’s favourite place ever! Its film night at the West Berkshire Brewery Taproom and there will be beer, hot dogs and popcorn in tap. It’s basically my perfect night out or in. If Elf, starring Will Ferrell who’s trying to put the ho ho ho into the holidays, doesn’t get you and the family into the festive spirit then you’re dead inside.

WBBrew.co.uk

 

COMEDY: Griff Rhys Jones – Work in progress, Norden Farm Maidenhead, Thu 13 Dec

Griff Rhys Jones Norden Farm new material

The chance to to get up close and personal with Griff Rhys Jones – but not so close he’ll need a restraining order. Griff  is coming to Norden Farm Maidenhead, a bijou theatre perfect for comedy. And Griff has a whole load of new material this kit bag to try out on Berkshire’s discerning guinea pigs

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COMEDY: Stephen K Amos: Bouquets and Brickbats, Fri 14 – Sat 15 Dec

Comedian Stephen K Amos black t shirt waistcoat blue background

Brexit. Trump: things have been looking bleak. Comic maestro Stephen K Amos might not be able to provide bread to the hungry masses, but no one else is going to put on a better circus. Leave your problems behind and who knows? Maybe the world will seem just a little bit brighter.

 

MUSIC: The Vinyl Frontier: Your Best of The Musicals, Norden Farm Maidenhead, Sat 15 Dec

Vinyl Frontier red and black logo with hit musical album coversEleven volunteers play their favourite track from their favourite musical. One will be crowned King or Queen of the stage! Join host Jeff Lloyd for a sociable evening of music, trivia and chat.

 

CHRISTMAS: Festival of Light, Northbrook St Newbury, Sun 16 Dec

Octopus The Carnival of Animals lantern parade

Ooh pretty lights. The annual lantern procession is fast becoming a community Crimbo tradition and the lanterns get more and more elaborate every year. It’s amazing what you can do with willow and paper  when you know what your doing. Good job I’m not involved in the making. Wrap up warm, head to Northbrook Street for the Festival of Light and join the fun at 4.30pm. Don’t miss out, it’s a bit spesh.

cornexchangenew.com

 

THEATRE: The Fir  Tree, Norden Farm Maidenhead, now – Sun 30 Dec

Moon The Fir Trees live show puppets wearing red and white trousers and blue and white scarf

If you have young children the Norden Farm Christmas Show will give you all the warm and fuzzy feels of the festive season. This year, the Moomin Family will be heading to Maidenhead to tell the tale of The Fir Tree – an innocent take on Christmas featuring live puppetry and music – set in peaceful Moominvalley. Suitable for 3+. And here’s the review.

norden.farm

 

CHRISTMAS: Dick Whittington & His Cat, South Hill Park Bracknell, now – Sun 6 Jan 2019

South Hill Park Dick Whittington and his Cat Bracknell

Like an X Factor finalist, Dick Whittington is everywhere this season seeking fame and fortune. Dick and his Cat will be taking to the gold plated streets of Bracknell battling with Simon Cowell, sorry King Rat, getting flirty with the groupies and belting out a few toe-tapping tunes along the way. Always brilliantly staged, you’ll love the panto bants.

southhillpark.org.uk

 

THEATRE: Dick Whittington, Theatre Royal Windsor, now – Sun 6 Jan 2019

The fur’s gonna a fly with fox in the house. It’s a flashback to the 80s with Basil Brush, DJ Mike Read, Marti Webb and Anita Harris standing in for Governess  Anne Hegarty while she’ downing blended fish eyes and snacking on witchety grubs. She’ll take up her role as Queen Rat from Tue 18 Dec. Read my review here.

theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk

 

EVENT: Christmas Parade, The Oracle Riverside Reading, Saturdays throughout Dec

acrobat leg hooked in aerial hoop above Reading Riverside

Christmas klaxon! Saturday night in Reading’s gonna shine brighter than the Strictly Come Dancing glitter ball and Simon Cowell’s teeth combined. It’s the first ever Crimbo LED parade – and it’s going to huuuuge. A swarm of  LED stilt walking drummers and puppeteers will create  an extravaganza of melting ice, snowflakes and an Ice King that will make even the biggest Christmas Grinch feel immersed in the display.

 

WALKS: Mother Christmas Festive Trail, Cliveden National Trust Taplow, now – Sun 23 Dec 

A charming Christmas trail round the grounds where kids need to help Mother Christmas with all sorts of tasks and challenges to make sure Father Christmas sets off on time on Christmas Eve. Open Sat and Sun 1, 2, 8, 9, and 16 Dec plus 20-24 Dec.

nationaltrust.org.uk

 

DAYS OUT: Christmas at Legoland, Windsor, throughout Dec

Lego Father Christmas welcomes a family to Legoland Windsor

Legoland is all twinkly lights and snow-dusted Christmas magic. Entry price for the Christmas season includes a visit to LEGO Santa in his magic grotto for kids who’ll receive a LEGO gift to take home. Make a Lego decoration and scavenger hunt with the elves. Think of your children’s faces lighting up and the enormous gin you’ll need the  you get home.

legoland.co.uk

 

THEATRE: Guys & Dolls, Mill at Sonning, now – Sat 23 Feb 2019

Guys and Dolls Mill at Sonning woman in yellow dress held in the air.

Get your glad rags on because The Mill at Sonning are bringing New York to Berks with Guys & Dolls. Director Joseph Pitcher and Conductor Charles Ingles, who put on last year’s My Fair Lady, are back along with the promise of post-show piano tunes on Friday and Saturday evenings and cocktails from the Waterwheel Bar – music to my ears. First person to spy George wins Christmas at the Clooneys (joke, obvs). Ticket price also includes lunch/dinner.

millatsonning.com

 

DAYS OUT: Christmas at Basildon Park, Lower Basildon, now – Sun 6 Jan 2019

Basildon Park is blinged out for festive fun. The family usually spent Crimbo in France, where they would party with Grace Kelly. Does it get more fabulous than that? Every 10th year they celebrated at Basildon Park. To mark the 40th anniversary of its donation to the National Trust, the house is being decorated to show Crimbo through the centuries. Crack open the Black Tower, pass the nuts, and introduce your kids to life before Netflix.

nationaltrust.org.uk

 

MUSIC: Christmas Silent Disco, Norden Farm Maidenhead, Sat 22 Dec

Not so silent night, but a brilliant silent disco where the Crimbo hits of the 80s – Wham’s Last Christmas and The Pogues’ Fairytale of New York – will do battle with the festive floor fillers of the 90s, East 17’s Stay and Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas. But which decade are you? Shower yourself in sequins and see you on then dance floor.

norden.farm

 

EXHIBITION: A Royal Wedding: Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Windsor Castle, now – 26 Jan 2019

Better late than never, but we’ve all been invited to Windsor Castle to get up close and personal with newlyweds Harry and Meghan. OK, so they won’t actually be there but a new exhibition will display Meghan’s Givenchy bridal gown designed by Artistic Director Clare Waight Keller is, her 5m veil embroidered with flora symbolising the 53 Commonwealth countries and the 1932 Queen Mary diamond and platinum tiara loaned to the Duchess by the Queen. It’s not all about the bride (even though we known it is really), Harry’s Blues and Royals frock designed by Dege & Skinner on Savile Row will also be standing to attention.

 royalcollection.org.uk

 

THEATRE: Jack & The Beanstalk, Corn Exchange Newbury, now – Sun 6 Jan 2019

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, we smell lots of panto fun! Expect adventure, mayhem and and the return of the utterly brilliant Matthew Grace – aka Billy Bumpkin. He missed his train to Newbury last year, bless him, and spent the season riding the Circle Line. But he’s back and we couldn’t be more excited.

cornexchangenew.com

 

CHRISTMAS: Lapland UK, Whitmoor Forest Ascot, now – Mon 24 Dec 

Lapland UK Elf in enchanted wood

Good news, kids, Santa’s quit the North Pole, perpetual darkness and Northern Lights, to set up shop in the UK. The big man heard post-Brexit Britain will be a tax haven. Anyhoo, they’ve only gone and set up shop in Berkshire. Journey through snowy enchanted forests, to Santa’s chalet, where he and his elves need a little assistance in preparing for the 25thDecember. It’s a four-hour immersive experience so pack the tramadol and Kendal Mint Cake.

Lapland UK, Whitmoor Forest, Swinley Road, Ascot SL5 8BD

 

ACTIVITY: Windsor On Ice, Alexandra Gardens Windsor, now – Sun 6 Jan 2019

Woman wearing black leggings and white leather skates glide across the ice rink

Windsor On Ice is back for the winter and whether you’re Olympic standard or a ‘cling on’ like me, they’re great for a family day out, or a fun slippy-slidey Christmas party. There are two rinks here. The main one is under cover and there’s a smaller open-air rink. There’s also food and other attractions including an ice bar and grill. Sessions are for 45 mins. See you in A&E, I mean on the ice.

windsoronice.com

 

NIGHT OUT: A Festive Evening of Burlesque and Cabaret, Norden Farm, Maidenhead, Fri 21 Dec

Hundred watt club burlesque dancer in silver wig feather headers and feather fan

 

Have you been naughty or nice this year? Hundred Watt Club’s gift to you is this hot toddy of a show, jam packed full of festive burlesque, cabaret, circus and drag acts. If you like your Winter nights bawdy and a little bit naughty, this is for you! Starring the angelic Eva Von Schnippisch; slinky sugarplum fairy Lena Mae; circus royalty and her tinselled hula hoops Abi Collins and the ridiculous, but hunky Santa Claus, Dave The Bear! No rummaging in the stockings, you’ll get arrested.

norden.farm

 

PARTY: New Year’s Eve Party, the Hind’s Head Bray, Mon 31 Dec

If you can’t have a right royal knees up on New Year’s Eve, when can you? Party where Prince Philip had his stag do (you know that was a wild night) and see in 2019 at Heston’s Michelin star posh pub The Hind’s Head in Bray. Scoff signature snacks in The Royal Lounge, followed by a five-course tasting menu, with wine pairing (an extra £50pp, but oh so worth it), with live music and a casino. Cost £120 pp.

hindsheadbray.com 

 

 

FURTHER AFIELD…

CHRISTMAS: Christmas Carnival, Waddesdon Manor, now – Wed 2 Jan

Using the amazing artworks in the Waddesdon collection for inspiration, the house and grounds are a feast for the senses this Christmas. The house is decorated beautifully, inspired by the Venetian carnival and 18th century fancy dress, and the manor is hosting its biggest Christmas fair ever with food and gifts on offer from charming wooden chalets (Sat 10 Nov – Sun 16 Dec). There’s also a light show by the Guildhall School, this year projected onto the stables, and featuring Waddesdon’s objects, gardens and architecture until Wed 2 Jan. Muddy went to the opening night – read our review here.

 

CHRISTMAS: Illuminated Christmas Lights Trail, Blenheim Palace, now until Sat 6 Jan

Blenheim’s Christmas light shows are pretty spectacular and this year’s trail has even more lasers, projections and thousands of pea-lights. There’s a new Field of Light, the scented Fire Garden, a Canopy of Light and Singing Trees. Santa and his elves will also be popping up along the way too. The house opens up this Sat decorated with the theme of Cinderella and the Christmas Market begins in the Great Court with rustic wooden chalets selling all sorts of festive gifts.

blenheimpalace.com

 

CHRISTMAS: Winter Wonderland, Hyde Park London, now – Sun 6 Jan 2019

hyde park winter wonderland illuminated heater skelter and fairground ride London

Go big or go home when it comes to festive fun, London’s Winter Wonderland is huuuuge. Free to enter but once inside, prepare to sell a kidney. The costs can get out of control – particularly if you hit the glühwein a little too hard. What to expect? Winter markets, fairground rides and ice skating. Major attractions this year include the Magical Ice Kingdom Secret Forest, an immersive showcase of woodland animals and mythical creatures created from ice and snow; a Bavarian village offering an authentic Oktoberfest experience; karaoke cabins, ice sculpting workshops, the Winter Wonderland Comedy Club, immersive screenings of The Snowman and plus Peter Pan on Ice. 

hydeparkwinterwonderland.com

 

CHRISTMAS: Kew Gardens, London, now –  Sat 5 Jan

Photo: RBG Kew

A spectacular winter trail with over a million twinkling lights and thousands of laser beams, Kew’s light show is awe-inspiring. You can be mesmerised by the Fire Garden, walk through the moonlit woods and check out the laser garden. Mulled wine, hot choc and spiced cider will help keep you warm and the kids can whizz round on vintage fairground rides whilst looking out for Santa and his elves.

kew.org

 

Winterville, Clapham Common London, now – Sun 23 Dec 

If you’re in Sarf London over Christmas, Winterville on Clapham Common’s  is well worth a look. There’s everything from an outdoor Ice Rink to a fairground, roller disco, plonk golf and free kids’ entertainment, but there’s lots more unusual stuff than at your standard Christmas Fair. We’re particularly loving the sound of  the Spiegeltent, where you’ll find cabaret, bingo, kids raves and, er, Mexican wrestling.

winterville.co.uk

 

Santa Sleepovers, Warwick Castle, throughout December

Loving the sound of these sleepovers –  family stay in the Knight’s village or straight-from-a-fairytale Tower Suite and cute Christmassy stuff like stories with Santa and a wake up call from an Elf.  Still some dates left but be quick. warwickcastlebreaks.com

 

LIVE SCREENINGS: Linbury Theatre, Royal Opera House, London, Mon 3 Dec – 7 Jan

See a live screening of The Nutcracker, followed by 20 screenings of great operas and ballets with memorable casts as the Linbury Theatre (within the ROH) becomes a cinema for 5 weeks. ROH staff and well-known artists will introduce the screenings and on selected weekend matinees, children 5 -15 go free. Opera highlights include La bohème, La Traviata and Otello. Undoubtably, one of the ballet highlights will be Darcey Bussell introducing the screening of Sylvia, starring herself, and offering her unique insights into the role.

roh.org.uk

 

THEATRE: A Christmas Carol, The Old Vic, London, Wed 5 Dec – Sat 19 Jan 2019

The smash hit of Dickens’ classic adapted by Jack Thorne (Harry Potter and the Cursed Child) and directed by Matthew Warchus returns to the Old Vic and this time Stephen Tompkinson stars as Ebenezer Scrooge. This big-hearted and warm production’s unique staging immerses the audience in the story and there’s music, mince pies and much merriment for a fab festive night out.

theoldvic.com

 

HISTFEST, London, Fri 7 – Sun 9 Dec

A brand new festival taking place in London with talks, workshops, panel discussions and live performances to entertain and educate. Award winning historian and broadcaster, Betthany Hughes, is the keynote speaker, talking about Istanbul, plus other celeb historians include Kate Williams on Mary, Queen of Scots, and Janina Ramirez on Beowulf.

histfest.com

 

KIDS: Hogwarts in the Snow, Harry Potter Studios, Watford, now until Sun 27 Jan

Hogwarts in the Snow – as regular as Christmas!  The festive makeover will see Christmas trees line the Great Hall, the Gryffindor common room dressed for the season and a blanket of filmmaking snow covering the majestic Hogwarts castle model. Visitors will even be able to touch samples of the different types of ‘snow’ used during production, each selected for its ability to float like falling snow, crunch under foot or glisten in the light like ice. Trust me, your kids will love it.

wbstudiotour.co.uk

 

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THEATRE: Madagascar The Musical, Hexagon Reading, Jan 2019

Madagascar The Musical Reading Hexagon 2018 Matt Terry as Lion

You got to move it, move it… because X Factor 2016 winner Matt Terry takes on the role of Alex the Lion in the awesome Dreamworks musical adaptation of Madagascar, and it’s a guaranteed sell out. The animals are escaping the zoo and heading to the Hexagon Reading, follow the trail of destruction and book now. Tickets from £25.50

readingarts.com 

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