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Property Flirt: Great Scot! It’s a celeb crib
Right then property pervs it’s time to look through the keyhole of another mega des res in Berkshire, have a poke around and guess how much it’s worth. The winner gets a romantic break with Tom Hiddleton in the Bahamas (*ahem*). Er, maybe not. Let’ get ready to rumble, here we go. Forest Lodge is a handsome Victorian country […]
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Property flirt: party pad in Paley Street
If you’ve never played Property Flirt before, welcome to one of the most popular bits of Muddy Stilettos, where I show you round a Berks abode, you pore over the pics, read the clues and guess the price. The winner gets Christmas’s leftover Celebrations (only the Bounty left. Oops!) So Phil and Kirsty wannabes ? Here we go. This is Ashcroft, […]
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It’s a biggie!
Well hello there sexy! Uh, I meant the house, but ok, you too. Well, this is the most expensive Property Flirt I’ve written about so far, giving a little ‘Hey Big Spender’ sequins and shimmy to proceedings. We’re talking 7 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms (yes, really), 5 reception rooms, a wine room and roughly 8 acres […]
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A gorgeous Property Flirt
Here I am back again, your Fairy Property Godmother, sprinkling superb square footage, hot tubs and underfloor heating everywhere I go. Yes peeps, it’s the Flirt Alert, time for you to kick back with a cuppa and nosey through the corridors and cupboards of another gorgeous pad in our monthly Property Flirt feature. You know the […]
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Property Flirt
Are you ready to get Flirty Gertie? Time for one of my favourite bits of the blogaroo! Because, yes I’m nosey and yes I have property envy and yessity yes YES I want to pretend for a moment that I’m going to be living in this house one day. If you haven’t played Property Flirt […]
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Property Flirt: Can you guess the price?
Shall we celebrate the start of August and all this glorious sunshine (hmmm) with a nose around a gorgeous family home in Berkshire? Yes, I think so too. Usual rules apply – look at the pics and description, guess the price and do a victory dance around the kitchen/office/dentist’s waiting room, when you get it spot on. […]
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Property Flirt: your very own island!
It’s the fourth in our fab new monthly section, Property Perv, uh, I mean Flirt. The perfect excuse to ogle other people’s amazing houses, peer through the keyhole and see if you can guess how much this piece of prime property is worth. Take a look at the pics below, and my little snippets about […]
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Property Flirt: Just call me Lady Muddy
I don’t know about you, but I quite fancy myself as a Lady of the Manor. Lady Chatterley, Lady Mary… they got it right didn’t they? Hot gamekeepers chasing after them, the biggest decision of the day whether to wear pearls or diamonds… I could get used to that. Plus, I think Lady Muddy has a certain ring to […]
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Property Flirt: 3 bedroom fairytale cottage
There’s nothing I love more than a little nosey around a house, and in complete contrast to last month’s modern crib, May’s Property Flirt is a country corker. Beautiful, charming, perfectly formed… this coquette of a cottage has it all. Don’t you just want to pick it up and pop it in your pocket? So, you know what to […]
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Property Flirt: Can you guess the price?!
Why Mr Darcy, it’s just so big! The house you shocking lot, the HOUSE. There’s nothing I love more than a little nosey around a gorgeous pad, or Pemberley if you will, and Mr Darcy chucked in with the deeds would be a bonus, but let’s not be greedy. So welcome to Property Flirt, a brand new section of Muddy […]
