The Urban Guide to the Countryside
Berkshire Edition

Category: Property

Property Flirt: Great Scot! It’s a celeb crib

25 Feb 2017

Right then property pervs it’s time to look through the keyhole of another mega des res in Berkshire, have a poke around and guess how much it’s worth. The winner gets a romantic break with Tom Hiddleton in the Bahamas (*ahem*). Er, maybe not.

Let’ get ready to rumble, here we go.

Forest Lodge is a handsome Victorian country house, opposite Windsor Forest, in the village of Winfield. It’s in a great location, has got that grand country house thing going on, a beautiful garden, surrounded by great schools and has showbiz connections.

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Property flirt: party pad in Paley Street

7 Jan 2017

If you’ve never played Property Flirt before, welcome to one of the most popular bits of Muddy Stilettos, where I show you round a Berks abode, you pore over the pics, read the clues and guess the price. The winner gets Christmas’s leftover Celebrations (only the Bounty left. Oops!)

So Phil and Kirsty wannabes ? Here we go.

This is Ashcroft, situated in the pretty village of Paley Street, 4 miles from Maidenhead and just over 5 miles to Windsor, it has a whopping 3,760 sq ft to waft about in.

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It’s a biggie!

22 Nov 2016

Well hello there sexy! Uh, I meant the house, but ok, you too.

Well, this is the most expensive Property Flirt I’ve written about so far, giving a little ‘Hey Big Spender’ sequins and shimmy to proceedings. We’re talking 7 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms (yes, really), 5 reception rooms, a wine room and roughly 8 acres of grounds in affluent, elegant Winkfield in Berkshire. Want to take a sneaky peek?

What more to tell you?

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A gorgeous Property Flirt

14 Oct 2016

Here I am back again, your Fairy Property Godmother, sprinkling superb square footage, hot tubs and underfloor heating everywhere I go. Yes peeps, it’s the Flirt Alert, time for you to kick back with a cuppa and nosey through the corridors and cupboards of another gorgeous pad in our monthly Property Flirt feature.

You know the score – I’ll drop you the odd clue then you get the old cogs whirring and guess the price.

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Property Flirt

10 Sep 2016

Are you ready to get Flirty Gertie? Time for one of my favourite bits of the blogaroo! Because, yes I’m nosey and yes I have property envy and yessity yes YES I want to pretend for a moment that I’m going to be living in this house one day.

If you haven’t played Property Flirt before, tis easy. Look at the pics, read the clues, get a feel for the area and then see if you can guess the price.

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Property Flirt: Can you guess the price?

1 Aug 2016

Shall we celebrate the start of August and all this glorious sunshine (hmmm) with a nose around a gorgeous family home in Berkshire? Yes, I think so too.

Usual rules apply – look at the pics and description, guess the price and do a victory dance around the kitchen/office/dentist’s waiting room, when you get it spot on.

So, a few little factoids first… this peach of a period house is in Warfield, on a pretty country lane.

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Property Flirt: your very own island!

11 Jul 2016

It’s the fourth in our fab new monthly section, Property Perv, uh, I mean Flirt. The perfect excuse to ogle other people’s amazing houses, peer through the keyhole and see if you can guess how much this piece of prime property is worth.

Take a look at the pics below, and my little snippets about the property along the way, then click on the link at the end to reveal the price and see how close you got.

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Property Flirt: Just call me Lady Muddy

8 Jun 2016

I don’t know about you, but I quite fancy myself as a Lady of the Manor. Lady Chatterley, Lady Mary… they got it right didn’t they? Hot gamekeepers chasing after them, the biggest decision of the day whether to wear pearls or diamonds… I could get used to that. Plus, I think Lady Muddy has a certain ring to it.

Well, I think I’ve found my Downton Abbey. And as always, we’re going to have a bit of fun with it.

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Property Flirt: 3 bedroom fairytale cottage

5 May 2016

There’s nothing I love more than a little nosey around a house, and in complete contrast to last month’s modern crib, May’s Property Flirt is a country corker. Beautiful, charming, perfectly formed… this coquette of a cottage has it all. Don’t you just want to pick it up and pop it in your pocket?

So, you know what to do people – take a look at the pics below, and I’ll give you some info about the property, then guess the price and claim your £1000 instant prize! 

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Property Flirt: Can you guess the price?!

2 Apr 2016

Why Mr Darcy, it’s just so big! The house you shocking lot, the HOUSE.

There’s nothing I love more than a little nosey around a gorgeous pad, or Pemberley if you will, and Mr Darcy chucked in with the deeds would be a bonus, but let’s not be greedy.

So welcome to Property Flirt, a brand new section of Muddy Stilettos Berkshire in which I’ll show you some pictures of a stunning local property, and drip feed you a few clues along the way, and all you have to do is guess the price!

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